Isn't modern democracy about electing "jugaadu crow masters"? Fun of "Comedy Nights with Jugaad"

For clever crows♞ wearing white pajamas who will be tempted to tag this as work of some anti-establishment or anti-development fool, Mr. Gandhi once said “What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless corruption infected, whether the mad destruction of lives, ideas and values are wrought under the name of totalitarianism or in ॐ name of liberty or democracy?” Real development best practices were daringly inbuilt over many decades, with powerful karya-karta dream slogans like "Kauvaa ne dala kankar, pani aaya upar. Kauvaa ne piyaa paani, paysi rahe sabki naani" - Jai Jugaad - Jio Jugaadu - laughter is the best medicine of worshiping chor bhakth goons wearing imported masks of #nationalism (anti)!

Read Chanakya's President again and again.. its not about choice of brands, a cold war of ideologies is on, and all is fair in battle. A question: will 1857 repeat and real reform tasks pushed to the generation next? Nobody thinks that "full pani matka" was sucked by cleverer bhakts already, new crows must adapt now and survive until its pat dry with just nature's earth. The blue, black and white collar cronies have coveted masters in selling incremental development color with ballooning comical fanfare, pushing masses and real social reformers♘ to the edge using Saam Daam Dand Bhed (साम-दाम-दंड-भेद). Sucked Wealth: Having It All and Wanting More for Gen Next. This is the primary reason why global wealth is increasingly concentrated in the hands of a small wealthy elite♞, India have a fair share on Forbes and similar hot pots. What is difference between rapists & corrupt jugaadu cronies - a loot one way or fun way? Har Fikkr Ko Jugaad Main Udata Chala Gaya.. mind reading made easy by "System D Jugaad".

Most festive melas and event party dandias are done by super rich jugaadu via their clones, chelas or glorified little jugaadu canvassing for better prospects with blessings from other rich bosses, media, political / business decision makers. Thanks to Jugaad we are all benefiting, from postman to minister. Give and take, even the sacred religious practices like Deewali turned into stages to inaugurate bribing and corruption. Jugaadu masters are always encouraged to indirectly bent rules, bribe babus, rape laws - we can't imagine how difficult our lives can be without a bhakt close to power center. From helping us when we are stuck with a Govt contract to bailing us out of the most embarrassing situations, they are becoming biggest rescue #ChorBhakts... chalta hai yaar!

Old habits rarely change, some are even there to lose and make sweet way for professional cronies crept into all four pillars, why a surprise? Make perfect timings, take some, give some, and keep the δemocracy cycle well-oiled. Grand jugaad events are also a good way to teach young buddies that way to happiness and satisfaction is through the consumption of as many pumped and branded objects in this ever growing mindless marketplace. Tags, status updates, ammunition reloads, muscle flexing, tweets, statements, press round tables, emblems / brands and all other much needed one-way shoots are always in full swing, another round of hallucination has began.. enjoy "Comedy Nights with Jugaadu" - "ॐ Babaji ka Jugaad".

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Wearing mask of #nationalism #ChorBhakts #Jugaad #paidmedia sensation to fool voters - Launching The Great बसंत पंचमी of Comedy Nights with #Jugaadu महाराज focusing upcoming elections, if EVM Jugaad fails. Populist #sanitation workers busy pocketing funds to fill Queen's goon tummies for some development hoopla, so what #RIPLokpal? Read Chanakya's President, it was never about farmer, poor, upper, middle or dalit. It was always cold war of ideologies, and all is fair in battle, one question will this turn out to be like1857 or 1947?


Goon brands using paid media to suppress dissent ideologies against decades of loot, no question of fall-in-line come whatever dear hater.. wake up civilian jawans even if powerful rocks try to spy, threat, stare, stalk, jail, drag, freeze, make fun, plan ban, burn or bury you!

Our political allegiances could be hard-wired into our brains, neuro-scientists say who found evidence that the brains of rightists are different to those of lefties. What was biologically wrong with people who don't agree with you and see what scientists had to say about it. People who identify as left-brain thinkers might feel that they have strong math and logic skills. Those who profess to be right-brain thinkers, on the other hand, feel that their talents are more on the creative side of things. Given the popularity of the idea of "right brained" and "left brained" thinkers, it might surprise you learn that this idea is just one of many myths about our brain.

People are said to prefer one type of thinking over the other. For example, a person who is "left-brained" is often said to be more logical, analytical, and objective. A person who is "right-brained" is said to be more intuitive, thoughtful, and subjective. Generally speaking, the left side of the brain tends to control many aspects of language and logic, while the right side tends to handle spatial information and visual comprehension like selfie branding.

What makes cronies bias against lefties all the more unfair is that even left-handed people are born that way. In fact, scientists have speculated for years that a single gene could control a left-right preference in humans. Unfortunately, they just couldn’t pinpoint exactly where the gene might lie.

A leftist cannot become rightist event after deep studies of religious texts, bibles, vedas, upanisads, propaganda, etc; and vice-versa. If you are real human, do not fell prey to right or left slogans like sedation, anti-national, communist, nationalism, branding, etc... they are all in our genes and they can only be cleaned with massive genocides, talk less and balance the minds!

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“Section 124A under which I am happily charged is perhaps the prince among the political sections of the Indian Penal Code designed to suppress the liberty of the citizen. Affection cannot be manufactured or regulated by the law. If one has no affection for a person, one should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection, so long as he does not contemplate, promote or incite to violence.” – Mahatma Gandhi, March 1922

Section 124A reads thus: “Whoever, by words, either spoken or written, or by signs, or by visible representation, or otherwise, brings or attempts to bring into hatred or contempt, or excites or attempts to excite disaffection towards the Government estab­lished by law shall be punished with [im­prisonment for life], to which fine may be added, or with impris­onment which may extend to three years, to which fine may be added, or with fine.”

Between 1950 and 1951, India was in a state of nearly absolute free speech as the Constitution guaranteed the same. It was a time that many of us are unaware of, a time that is unimaginable today. Those who have been charged with sedition in recent years include cartoonist Aseem Trivedi, paediatrician Binayak Sen, author Arundhati Roy, JNU student Kanhaiya Kumar, and human rights NGO Amnesty International and dozens more who are opposed to extreme right-wing drift of many decades for benefit of the 1%. The main targets are, for lack of a better term, the usual suspects: journalists, students, comedians, singers, writers, and activists.

Christopher Hitchens once wrote, “… wherever the light of free debate is extinguished, the darkness is much deeper, more palpable and more protracted. But the urge to shut out bad news or unwelcome opinions will always be a very strong one, which is why the battle to reaffirm freedom of speech needs to be refought in every generation.” But if we think free speech comes with limitations, who will adjudge whether the limitations are extreme enough to curb, and how will one define or list these limitations? More importantly, who is to impose these limitations – should the government be able to decide on the limits of free speech in a democracy?

If there’s anything that is anti-national, if there’s anything that is anti-India, its Sections like 124A. Whatever be your political allegiance (bhakt or not), if you are a supporter of free speech and liberty then it must seem incontrovertible that Section 124A has no place in a democracy.

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